What. The. Fuck?!

This "man" is everything that is wrong with people under 25. This fucking clown has the single worst haircut I've ever seen. You can't see it, but there are even steps shaved into the side to make it even worse.
Not only does he lose at life with that Mohawk/close cut shit, then he makes faces like this.
This guy made me so angry, I had to change seats after taking this photo.
-High Life the Pissed

Merry freakin' Christmas

JWL wants to say Merry Christmas to all of our readers.  We hope you get all the shit you want, fist fuck your face hole with as much food as you can stand, and drink yourself jolly.

Happy Brithday, Hey-Zeus!

Oh Internet...you and your shit dickery...

Since Facebook has blocked a post from me because of a blocked link, I have to subvert the system and post a link to my rant here and post this link on Facebook.

Go to my page to read the article.  KTHNX LOLLERSK8S

Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal

Today the standup comedy world lost one of its most intelligent and insightful voices today. Patrice O'Neal passed away this morning at age 41, due to complications from a stroke that he suffered back in October. Just speaking for myself, Patrice was one of my absolute favorite comedians of all time. He took despicable cringe humor and made it intelligent in a way that few, if any could match. He was a brilliant, brilliant comic and he will be sorely missed. 

I wanted to share what is my favorite Patrice moment. It's from an appearance he made on Fox News after the Imus scandal. It think it nicely sums up everything I loved about him.

I'd Say This Qualifies As News...

it's halloween, bitches!

Does everyone know what they are going to be this year besides obnoxious for being adults that dress up in costume?

Just to be even douchier than normal, we here at JWL will not only be at the parade, but we will be IN the parade.

Feel free to take a wild guess as to our costumes, but definitely come down and wave.  We will be drinking at the Four-Faced Liar after the parade and we encourage you to do the same.

Run For Your Lives!

Ok so I don't have any specifics yet. BUT! There will be an official Jack's Wasted Life team for the Boston event. Email us if you're interested.

Run For Your Lives

holler!

Hey bitches!

Our good friends, 34Bliss are headlining in a benefit show this Saturday night at the Emerald Theater in Mt Clemens, MI. 

$10 gets you 30 bands to rock the ugly off your face, over two stages.

Music is Revolution is a program founded by original MC5 member, Michael Davis, and works to keep music programs in our schools.  Help the cause to keep kids from becoming drones to the system and still have time allotted per day to use creativity to find their place in life. 

I will be there with JWL swag and I hope to see you all.  Support something, if not us then the music!  MUSIC IS LIFE!