Dear Kid Who Hacked My XBox Live Account

Dear Kid Who Hacked My XBox Live Account,

I hope you get AIDS right in the center of your eyeballs, you cunt-nuzzling shitfucker. I was planning on doing a big write up for Arkham City, Skyrim, and Assassin's Creed, but I can't do that now. And for what? Some fucking Microsoft Points? Seriously, shitcock? You couldn't have at least stole some real actual money from me? I hope your whole family dies in a house fire on Christmas Eve. You're probably sitting in your mother's basement lauging about this, thinking you're some kind of hacker mastermind. I hope that some day you have sons and that Jerry Sandusky is their little league coach. I hope you fucking die and everyone who ever knew you has a shitty life solely becuase they were connected to you.

In closing, and I mean this from that absolute bottom of my heart: I hope all of the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else.

Sincerely,

A Guy Who Can't Access His Gamer Profile For 25 Days.

I hope that on the night you finally lose your virginity, you also contract Hepatitis C, you shit guzzling fuckbag.