Dear Fox News

Dear Fox News,

You guys really tried to turn Thanksgiving into another "War on God" "Obama hates America" story? Ok...I think it's time we had a little talk. I get that this whole "culture war" thing is your schtick but come on. It's like you're not even trying to pass yourself off as a real news source anymore. That's no fun. I miss the old Fox News. WE all knew you were crazy but YOU didn't quite know it yet. So even though you weren't even within spitting distance of fair or balanced, at least it seemed like you believed all the crazy shit you were saying. Now it's like you're in on the joke and just trying to see how far you can push it. What's fun about that? It's just not sporting. So now that the joke has reached its end, maybe you could try being a real news network. You're right. Silly thought. 

Sincerely,

People Who Miss Your Unintentional Comedy

Ok, so maybe you haven't been trying for a while now.