Most people are completely average. They work an eight-hour day. They pay their property taxes. They have 2.5 kids, a dog, and a mortgage. Shit, chances are you’re a pretty average person yourself. You do what you're told. You don’t rock the boat. You don't speak out of turn. You live by the rules. But I'm willing to bet you don't want to. Living by the rules only makes other people happy. So my partner in crime and I put this site together to give the rest of you a release valve. We're a couple of schmucks with no discernible direction in life, no real moral fiber to speak of, and no ability to consider the consequences of our actions. Yeah, we're pretty much having a ball. Come live vicariously through us...since you're probably too much of a puss to do this shit yourself.
My name’s Jack. And this is my wasted life.
I am the High Life. I live the low life. And I can't remember the last time I gave a fuck about that.