Thanks For Fucking Up My Life, Crystal Meth

My life has been irrevocably altered by methamphetamines. It's cold and flu season and I can't get any decent medicine without two forms of identification and a doctor's note. What? You thought I was going to say something about the horrors of crystal meth addiction? So what if some redneck asshole wants to fire antifreeze and cough syrup up his nose. I give a shit. These are the same people that think Nascar is a sport and Toby Keith is a good musician. 

So none of these jerkoffs were ever gonna cure cancer or invent a longer lasting lightbulb or really contribute anything to anyone. So who cares if they wanna cook up some bathtub meth and snort it or smoke it or cram it up their pee hole until they pass away? Let them. I can't breathe out of half my face! I NEED SUDAFED! 

Thanks for that, Meth