In the spirit of giving and taking your funny and using it as our own, we are holding a caption contest. Say something pithy, clever, funny and do it better than someone else and we will send you some SWAG via the 'ol USPS. They could use the business and you could use our crap. To shove up your ass or bury with your dead grandmother. Whatever blows your hair back.
We'll announce the winner on Super Bowl Sunday! You can celebrate your win here and Bret Favre's suicide since he will off himself when Green Bay wins.
Share this link with your friends and loved ones so word gets around. DO it.
Edit: We already have our first submission! Top this one from Wonderbros Matt!