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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:06:40 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>News</title><subtitle>News</subtitle><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/atom.xml"/><updated>2012-01-15T17:50:50Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>What. The. Fuck?!</title><category term="asshole"/><category term="douche bag"/><category term="subway"/><category term="worst hair"/><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2012/1/15/what-the-fuck.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2012/1/15/what-the-fuck.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2012-01-15T17:45:14Z</published><updated>2012-01-15T17:45:14Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><img class="iphone-image" src="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/resource/iphone-20120115124714-1.jpg?fileId=16046581"/></p><p>This "man" is everything that is wrong with people under 25. This fucking clown has the single worst haircut I've ever seen. You can't see it, but there are even steps shaved into the side to make it even worse. <br />Not only does he lose at life with that Mohawk/close cut shit, then he makes faces like this. <br />This guy made me so angry, I had to change seats after taking this photo. <br />-High Life the Pissed</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Merry freakin' Christmas</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/12/24/merry-freakin-christmas.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/12/24/merry-freakin-christmas.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-12-24T21:05:31Z</published><updated>2011-12-24T21:05:31Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">JWL wants to say Merry Christmas to all of our readers.&nbsp; We hope you get all the shit you want, fist fuck your face hole with as much food as you can stand, and drink yourself jolly.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Happy Brithday, Hey-Zeus!<br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Oh Internet...you and your shit dickery...</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/12/9/oh-internetyou-and-your-shit-dickery.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/12/9/oh-internetyou-and-your-shit-dickery.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-12-09T23:25:27Z</published><updated>2011-12-09T23:25:27Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Since Facebook has blocked a post from me because of a blocked link, I have to subvert the system and post a link to my rant here and post this link on Facebook.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Go to <a href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/high-life/">my page</a> to read the article.&nbsp; KTHNX LOLLERSK8S<br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal</title><category term="Patrice O'Neal"/><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/11/29/rest-in-peace-patrice-oneal.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/11/29/rest-in-peace-patrice-oneal.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-11-30T01:54:24Z</published><updated>2011-11-30T01:54:24Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/storage/2c78cf_ONeal_10082010.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1322619539100" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">Today the standup comedy world lost one of its most intelligent and insightful voices today. Patrice O'Neal passed away this morning at age 41, due to complications from a stroke that he suffered back in October. Just speaking for myself, Patrice was one of my absolute favorite comedians of all time. He took despicable cringe humor and made it intelligent in a way that few, if any could match. He was a brilliant, brilliant comic and he will be sorely missed.&nbsp;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 120%;">I wanted to share what is my favorite Patrice moment. It's from an appearance he made on Fox News after the Imus scandal. It think it nicely sums up everything I loved about him.</span></p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>it's halloween, bitches!</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/10/22/its-halloween-bitches.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/10/22/its-halloween-bitches.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-10-22T18:09:45Z</published><updated>2011-10-22T18:09:45Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Does everyone know what they are going to be this year besides obnoxious for being adults that dress up in costume?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Just to be even douchier than normal, we here at JWL will not only be at the parade, but we will be IN the <a href="http://www.halloween-nyc.com/index.php">parade</a>.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Feel free to take a wild guess as to our costumes, but definitely come down and wave.&nbsp; We will be drinking at the <a href="http://www.thefour-facedliar.com/">Four-Faced Liar </a>after the parade and we encourage you to do the same.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 110%;"><br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Run For Your Lives!</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/20/run-for-your-lives.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/20/run-for-your-lives.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-09-20T22:33:29Z</published><updated>2011-09-20T22:33:29Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Ok so I don't have any specifics yet. BUT! There will be an official Jack's Wasted Life team for the Boston event.</span>&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 110%;">Email us if you're interested.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://runforyourlives.com/"><strong style="font-size: 110%;">Run For Your Lives</strong></a></p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S23UYsrKRJQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>holler!</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/14/holler.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/14/holler.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-09-14T16:23:01Z</published><updated>2011-09-14T16:23:01Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Hey bitches!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Our good friends, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/thirtyfourbliss">34Bliss</a> are headlining in a benefit show this Saturday night at the <a href="http://www.emeraldtheatre.com/">Emerald Theater</a> in Mt Clemens, MI.&nbsp; </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">$10 gets you 30 bands to rock the ugly off your face, over two stages.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;"><a href="http://www.musicisrevolution.com/">Music is Revolution</a> is a program founded by original MC5 member, Michael Davis, and works to keep music programs in our schools.&nbsp; Help the cause to keep kids from becoming drones to the system and still have time allotted per day to use creativity to find their place in life.&nbsp; </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">I will be there with JWL swag and I hope to see you all.&nbsp; Support something, if not us then the music!&nbsp; MUSIC IS LIFE!</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 110%;"><br /></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>It's Jack's birthday, Bitches!</title><id>http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/2/its-jacks-birthday-bitches.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.jackswastedlife.com/news/2011/9/2/its-jacks-birthday-bitches.html"/><author><name>High Life</name></author><published>2011-09-02T18:38:13Z</published><updated>2011-09-02T18:38:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Send Jack some love for his birthday.&nbsp; Also, if you want to be a part of our shitdickery, come to the <a href="http://www.bohemianhall.com/en/Index.php">Bohemian Beer Garden</a> in Astoria, Queens on Sunday for some boozy, birthday-y nonsense.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">Happy Birthday, Jack!&nbsp; You old so and so.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">This is from me, to you.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 110%;">This guy is a total shit head that crashed a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01/bus-crash-driver-indicted_n_944857.html">tour bus</a> that killed 15 people but really...WTF is wrong with his head.&nbsp; It's all wrinkled and it looks like his brain is trying to poke out of his skin!&nbsp; I can't stop staring at it.&nbsp; He looks even worse in video.&nbsp; I can't wait for him to go to jail and get head-wrinkle fucked for being such a douche.<br /></span></p>
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